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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 26,632 notes

pilcachu:

pilcachu:

how did the police catch the ladybug

it was spotted

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 465 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 6,159 notes

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

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excellent answers, thank u friends

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 12,482 notes
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badbutnotlittle:

now drink

badbutnotlittle:

now drink

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 905 notes
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thewritingfortress:

thewritingfortress:

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 287,341 notes

ashketchurn:

i put the sad in quesadilla

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 12,969 notes

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

1 day ago on May 23rd, 2013 | J | 68,794 notes